How to Act Like a Hacker

FACT (shifty eyes)

There is a culture of computer geeks... GONE BAD! These men, women , teens, and even children engage in the subtle art of hacking. I do not endorse hacking (shifty eyes) but I am fascinated by the subject. We will now delve in to how to act like a hacker.

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Acting like a hacker and being a hacker are two very different things. To be a hacker you must have an intimate knowledge of computer programming and be realtively intelligent. To act like a hacker you must be over-confident, young, and hip. Obviously, these criteria are not very hard to meet. In fact, many people act like hackers without even knowing it!!!

Listed below are the basics for acting like a hacker:

1. This is essential: BE VERY CONFIDENT.
2. You must act like you know everything.
3. No ones opinion but yours matters.
4. You must believe that everyone unnderestimates you.
5. You must be awake during the night and sleep during the day.
6. Again: YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
7. You must believe it is impossible for you to make a mistake.

Well those are just a few things that must be done to portray yuorself as a hacker. Other things such as attending DefCon and programming HTML and CSS help too. Remember: You can be a hacker too!

BORING DISCLAIMER: THE US GOVERNMENT DOES NOT LOOK KINDLY ON HACKERS. DO NOT FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THIS ARTICLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE ARRESTED, LABLED AS AN INTROVERT, AND BE HATED. THANK YOU. THIS WAS A MESSAGE FROM THE ASSOCIATION FOR BORING DISCLAIMERS. :)

John Freshwater

OPINION

Please read this article before reading to fully understand.

Unfortunately, my prestigious colleague is wrong on a few counts.

1. John Freshwater should NOT be fired for having a bible in class.
a. It is perfectly fine for a teacher to have a bible in class, according to the Constitution.

2. John Freshwater should NOT be fired for providing supplemental material opposing evolution.
a. As long as the standards are being taught there is no reason why Mr. Freshwater should be prevented from providing supplemental material as long as he is teaching it as theory. Evolution is also a theory, no matter what Dawkins says.

3. John Freshwater SHOULD be fired for burning the sign of a cross into his students.
a. This is just ridiculous and disgusting. Fire him, and fire him good.


So, as Mr. Myers said in his blog, fire Freshwater for the RIGHT reason.

3 Million

FACT

eXpelled makes 3,000,000 in the box office.